TWAS THE NIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING


  TWAS THE NIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING, AND I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP
   I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
   THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED – THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
   BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
   TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
   THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
   SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
   AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
   I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND MASHED POTATOES,
   PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
   I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
   ‘TIL I REALIZED, I WAS GAINING WAY TOO MAY POUNDS.
   I LAYED DOWN ON THE FLOOR, AND FELT OH SO FINE 
   WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
   SO MY THANKSGIVING WISH FOR ALL WHO ARE LIKE ME,
   HAPPY EATING TO ALL - AND PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE!
  
   MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
   MAY YOUR POTATOES ‘N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
   MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
   MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
   
 
   HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!

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I have been in the HVAC industry most of my life. I worked 25 years for contractors on anything from residential to large commercial boilers and power burners. For the past 20 years I have been employed by York International UPG Division (now a division of Johnson Controls)as a Technical support/Service Manager. One of my loves has always been to "educate" dealers and contractors. I place a very large effort on Dealer Training. The reason for starting this blog was to share some knowledge, thoughts, ideas, etc with anyone who takes the time to read it. The contents of this blog are my own opinions, thoughts, experiences and should not be construed as those of Johnson Controls York UPG in any way. I hope you find this a help. I always welcome comments and suggestions for postings and will do my best to address any thoughts, questions, or topics you may want to hear about. Thanks for taking the time to read my postings! Mike Bishop -- Regional Branch Service Manager
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